Rupert- Wow.
Dave - Wow is right, my friend, she's from Los Angeles - she is - her occupation, she's a computer programmer. She spent 33 days on the Pearl Islands. I once spent some time on Pearl Bailey. ( to Paul says ) Remember those old jokes?
(laughter)
Paul: I was hoping you wouldn't say that.
Dave: Just an old reference. ( laughter) anyway ...So Rupert, go ahead and introduce her, okay?
Rupert - Well, she's the 13th castaway to be voted off the Pearl Islands, please welcome Christa Hastie.
( Applause)
Dave: Christa Hastie - ladies and gentlemen - Hi, Christa, how are you?
Christa - How are you?
Dave: Welcome to the show, thank you very much for being here. Did you have a lot of fun there on the Pearl Islands?
Christa - Oh, yes, oh yes. Are you having fun right now?
Dave - yes, I am.
Christa - Okay, good.
(she slaps Rupert on the arm then rubs his head )
( Dave laughing)
Paul: Oh, a live one.
Dave - And you were 33 days on the island, is that correct?
Christa - Yeah. Only 6 days left and I would have won, but I didn't.
Dave - and what happened - What went wrong do you think?
Christa - People didn't like me, or my voice, maybe I was too hot for their own good.
Dave - uh huh
( trickles of laughter - then silence - then laughter )
Dave - ( picks up the phone ) and says - Hey, Monty, good luck. ( Hangs up )
( Applause)
Dave- now, Christa why, did you want to be part of the Survivor show?
Christa - Well, I don't know, why not, right? I mean, you know, I was like 60,000 people I got on, so why not go.
Dave - uh huh - Rupert, just give her a snickers.
( audience laughs)
( Rupert hands her a snickers candy bar and she puts in down her shirt )
Dave - And what did you think of the other castaways?
Christa - Oh, they were all pretty boring and dumb umm...
(laughter)
Christa - ( points to Rupert ) then says - . But Rupert loves me. ( The Rupert there on the Late Show )
Christa- right Rupert?
( Rupert nods his head )
Dave - And was there a guy who lied about his grandmother passing a way what was that all about?
Christa - Oh, yeah, he fooled everybody, he was a big liar and told us all that his grandma died. But I didn't believe him.
Dave - uh huh...
Christa - Huh-uh.
( silence then laughter)
Dave - Paul, do you have any questions?
( audience laughs)
Paul- Well, you're married to a guy who is a race car driver,....
Dave - No, she's a race car driver.
Paul - Oh oh, you're a race car driver?
Christa - Well, no, but my husband is.
Paul - You see, yes, no no I think, ( look at a paper )
married to a mechanical engineer who is also --.
Dave - That's right, my mistake.
Paul - So there's nothing I hate worse than when somebody plays the race car, I think it's not fair, and it just pulls in other influences, and you --
( audience laughter)
Dave- Paul, that's the race card. Race card. Race card - You made a mistake.
Paul - I don't have any.
( Applause)
Dave - And what do you do next now Christa, what's next for you?
Christa - Ohhhhh, Dave, I'm not quite sure. We'll have to find out. I'm a website designer so, if you need your website done, I can do it for you.
Dave - Okay. What would that cost me, how much would that set me back?
Christa - Well, since you're a special man, I'll have to charge you more.
Dave- uh huh
( audience laughter)
Christa- entertainment industry
Dave - alright- okay - and you had fun while you were there - is that right?
Christa- Oh yeah I had a great time - I love fish - umm .. I love sand - I love the water - iguana's hopping from tree to tree -
Dave- right- ( silence) That's rather poetic
Christa - yes
( audience laughter)
Christa - ( starts to sing something about Iguana's)
Dave - ( on the phone) says - alright Monty here we go...what do you got?
Monty- well I was just wondering - was it worth getting that stinky now that you are just a loser?
Dave - oh... ( laughs)
( audience - ohhh and laughs)
Paul- you said rethink the question - so she did....
(laughter)
Christa- hey I'm not a loser- I'm with Rupert right now where are you?
Dave- that seemed kinda harsh - Monty- I ...
Monty- but she lost..
Dave- I know she lost - but I mean maybe there's a better way to phrase that -
Monty- she's a loser
(laughter)
Dave - no she's what.. alright thanks for the help Monty - ( hangs up the phone ) man alive - talk about..
(applause)
Dave - well - now the big winner is announced on Sunday - is that correct?
Christa- oh yeah are you going to be watching?
Dave - no - oh yes I'll be watching sure - and do you know who that will be - who do you think it will be?
Christa - ummmmmm maybe me
( dead silence)
Christa- there's a new twist coming -
( silence)
Christa - Maybe ... I'm expecting one ...I'm going to be brought back like the other losers got brought back -
( silence)
Dave - okay - well - we'll look for that -
Christa - look for me... right Rupert?
Rupert- yep ( nods head)
Christa - yeahhh...
( a little laughter - then silence)
Christa - awww.. look at Rupert
Dave - I know
Christa- do you feel the love
Dave - alright Thank you very much - good luck to ya- there ya go...
( music)
Dave - - well that was refreshing wasn't it?
(audience laughs)
Dave- is it me ? Am I the problem tonight? Is that what it is?
Paul - not at all .. not at all.. I'm just - I think we're all.. I'm just a loser
Dave - ( laughs)
segment ends...
The shows goes on - then Dave mentions Christa again ...
Dave- but that - with that Christa Hastie- it was like we were in different time zones or something
( audience laughs)
Paul- she was what I used to call a nutty chick
( audience and Dave laugh)
Dave- that's what you used to call'em
Paul - laughs and says yeah.. but I always meant it in the sense ...
Dave - I see then it's flattery then -
Paul - right
Dave - alright
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Christa Hastie made her appearance last night 12/8 on The Late Show with David Letterman. Dave said regarding his talk with her- "it was like we were in different time zones or something!." SurvivorUpdates is pleased to bring you the screen caps and transcript of visit with Dave and Rupert.
