by Sdkgeo

We come to the end of another season and although I’m really glad that Danni won, I would have been okay with Rafe or even Lydia winning.  I was going to be happy no matter what, as long as Stephanie didn’t win.  Only two things put a damper on the night; 

1. Stephanie did come in 2nd.  But, oh well, it did ensure Danni’s win. 
2. What should have been a season of how Danni won was instead a season about how Stephanie lost. (let’s face it she started losing this game from day one.)

I don’t think I’ve made any bones about the fact that I didn’t think it was fair to bring players back like that.  They really didn’t really have a target on their back, because like Gary and Jeff said, a lot of the survivors were starstruck.  Funny that Gary brought that up.  He probably saw quite a bit of that when he was in the NFL.  But anyway, they had a big edge because they knew how to play the mental game and how to get mentally prepared for the starvation and survival aspects.

 Steph lost so much more than the million dollars last night.  She lost America’s heart (not mine, but almost everybody else’s) and came to be looked at as a mean, backstabbing, self-entitled bitch.  She really lost any respect people might have had for her.  She could have just let things lie and done a lot of public appearances as the Survivor Sweetheart that got screwed by a bad team.

Instead of another recap, I’m going to explain how Steph went from Sweetheart to Bitch in 20 easy steps.

1. Make an alliance with Gary, Rafe, Lydia, Jamie.
2. Whine about being on a losing tribe again (Perhaps you’re the one making them losers.)
3. Switch tribes and make an alliance with Judd
4. Get rid of strong females on your new tribe to make yourself more indispensable
5. Make an alliance with Cindy the dumb hick female that will follow you around like a puppy and do whatever you tell her.
6. Cry and whine when you get beat by the tough females on the other tribe.
7. Merge with the other tribe, treat them like slaves and scarf down the treats the other tribe had earned as a reward.
8. Break your alliance with Gary because he’s no longer a part of your new tribe. (Sounds like something out of Mean Girls doesn’t it?)
9. Rub it in their face that you have the new tribemembers outnumbered and will pick them off one by one.
10. Rub it in their face by flaunting that you don’t have to fight for immunity and instead feast in front of their faces while they fight for immunity.  Oh, and you better be real vocal about how good it is so that you can make them feel really bad.
11. Get taken on reward by starstruck minion and eat more.
12. Whine about always being hungry even though you’ve eaten more than anybody else and probably gained weight in a game sometimes called the Survivor diet plan.
13. Break your alliance with Jamie because he’s paranoid and you’re afraid he might vote you out. (Boy, he really was paranoid too, wasn’t he)
14. Let your lapdog off his leash so that he makes a F3 alliance with the *gasp* outsider.
15. Break your alliance with Judd because the last remaining member of the “outsiders” implies he’s targeting you and your F2 partner. (LOL, I can’t believe she bit on that one.  Paranoid much?  Brilliant move by Danni.  She deserved to win just for that move alone.)
16. Get taken on more rewards and get more food.
17. Break alliance with Cindy because she won the car you wanted (Only reason I could think that she turned on Cindy)
18. Break alliance with and backstab Lydia because you’re afraid to force a tie (Like we really believe Steph thought Lydia had a chance in hell of winning anything)
19. Cry and Whine about losing ANOTHER challenge so that Rafe, gentleman that he is, feels bad and releases the “outsider” from her Final 2 promise (Dumb move Rafe, she would have taken you.)
20. More or less tell the jurors that you outwitted, outplayed, and outlasted them using steps 1-19. (Humbleness is the key to the jury dopey.)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the perfect goat for Final 2.   Stand back and let her win the game for you.  Survivor: Exile Island is looking really exciting right now.  For me the biggest reason is, NoO more Stephanie.  Let’s celebrate.